Paul Daniels Memorial Snuff List
The 2022 Paul Daniels Memorial Snuff List competition is upon us, and it’s time get your lists in for this year.
You pick 10 Celebrities
You get 110 points minus the celebrity’s age at death for each one that snuffs it between entry and 31st December 2022
The person with the most points at midnight on 31st December 2022 wins the entire pot of cash
Fill in the form below, and pay for your entry either by PayPal (button at the bottom of the page) or by slipping me a fiver the next time you see me. Your address will be added to the patented PDMSL Spreadsheet (TM), and you’ll receive regular updates as your favourite famous people pop their clogs.
THE DEADLINE FOR LIST ENTRY AND PAYMENT IS 31st DECEMBER 2021
A few points:
“Celebrities” are people you’d reasonably expect to find on sites like IMDb or Wikipedia. “Old Pat from up the road” does not count as a celebrity.
All celebrity deaths will be investigated by the PDMSL team. If there is any suspicion of assassination by someone in the competition, that person’s list will be ejected from the competition and their £5 fee donated to Cats Protection.
If any of your celebrities die between submission of your list and 1st January 2022, you will be allowed to choose replacement(s).
In the event of resurrection of a celebrity through scientific or supernatural methods, the death will still be accepted. If that celebrity should then re-die during the same year, the first date will be void and the second date accepted. You will not receive double points for a double death.
The judge's decision is final, and there are no refunds.
IMPORTANT: Make sure email@example.com is added to your email safe list, as group mailouts have ended up in people's spam folders in the past. If you've not had an update by 3rd February, check your junk. So to speak.
Questions and disputes should be addressed to the Snuff List Ombudscat, Dr Bootsy Collins, C/O firstname.lastname@example.org