We all go through these phases don't we?  

Over the years I've written for a European Prog Rock band and a Playboy centrefold, and recently remixed a track for arse-kicking disco punks Bugeye. I've also written songs for parafictional band The Peoples Mass, which they kindly recorded a couple of decades before I was born.

Anyway, here's a selection of songs written in a misguided attempt to achieve fame and fortune, that I'm nonetheless very fond of. One day I'll probably put some sort of an album together, which will be fun.